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Survival Lesson: If the person on point says "Seems clear," get a new point person. There is only clear and not clear. No in between.

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Survival lesson to be learned: Never in the history of the universe has "let's split up" been a good idea. Don't do it.

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Post Apocalyptic Commando Shark survival lesson to be learned: none, except it might build up some tolerance to being tortured, if you manage to sit through it.

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Bullets of Justice survival lesson to be learned: Just because someone turns their back to you, does not mean you can let down your guard. You never know when they might have a machine-gun-wielding dwarf in their backpack.

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