Trump vs the Illuminati (2020)

Survival Lesson: "Life is what we do today."

Synopsis: A Trump Clone escapes to Mars after the destruction of the Earth and drives around for 1,000 years before being rescued and teaming up with Bigfoot & Van Helsing to defeat Lucifer and Aleister Crowley.

Rating: 2/10. Unfortunately this movie is unwatchable, because there is promise in the premise. It could have just been a ludicrous story, or it could have been clever satire, but it wasn't really anything. The story made little sense, there wasn't any satirical content at all, let alone it being clever. Some of the animations were pretty good and imaginative, but the same animations were used over and over again, and the voice and sound often didn't match the animation. In many cases, there were no moving mouths to match what was spoken. The dialog was at about the level of what you would get from an 8-year-old playing with action figures (e.g. "now you die uglyface"). And my goodness! The exposition was never ending. If they cut out 95% of the words in this movie and shrunk it down to about 4 minutes, it would have been watchable (but still probably bad). I'm giving it a point because some of the visuals and animations were okay.